But apart from the embarassing plot and special effects, the characters (or should I say "charicatures") were fun and the chicks were hot. Mmm, Patricia Velasquez or Rachel Weisz? Mmm, after having watched Enemy at the Gates, I gotta go with Rachel Weisz. Damn, she's a sexy woman. There's something about her all dirtied up and in the trenches...
Where was I?
Right. Stupid movie. Hot women.
And she's a librarian. You catch that, Miss Sharp?